[유머] 고수를이기기위한비법

<div class='articleArea'> 고수를 이기기 위한 제 나름대로의 비책을 생각나는 대로 적어 봤습니다.

좋은 승률을 올리게 되면 책으로 나올지도...-_-;

1. 해운대의 입자고운 모래에 풀칠을 하여 상대의 마우스패드에 살짝 뿌린다.

2. 자신의 헤드셋을 상대의 효과음이 들리도록 느슨하게 해둔다.

3. 상대방 자판의 단축키는 종족에 맞게끔 빼놓는다.

4. 상대의 마우스 볼을 빼고 대신 오징어땅콩을 넣어둔다.

5. GG 치기전 헛기침을 신호로 대기중인 친구가 전원을 내려 재경기를 유도한다.

6. 시합 전 상대가 보는 앞에서 더러운 인상으로 베지밀 한 병을 마신다.

7. 상대방 뒤쪽에 위치한 친구로부터 수시로 문자메시지를 받을 수 있게 핸드폰을

무릎 위에 고정, 부착시킨다.

8. 게임시 복장은 검은색 양복에 깍두기머리로 한다.

9. 색깔구분을 못하게 하기 위해 상대의 모니터를 흑백으로 설치한다.

10. 시합 개시 전 포르노 및 기타 상응한 흥미로운 사이트주소를 채팅으로 가르쳐

주어 주 종족 선택할 시간을 주지 않는다.

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<a title="광교풀싸롱" href="https://search.kyobobook.co.kr/web/search?vPstrKeyWord=%EB%AA%A8%EB%94%A0%EC%9C%A0%ED%9D%A6%EC%82%AC%EC%9D%B4%ED%8A%B8%E4%80%90%EB%8B%AC%ED%8F%AC%EC%B0%A8%E4%80%91%E4%80%90DALPOCHA4.NET%E4%80%91%EA%B4%91%EA%B6%90%ED%92%80%EC%8B%B8%EB%A1%B1%E4%84%8E%EA%B6%B0%EC%9E%90%EA%B1%B4%EB%A7%88%E2%8E%9E%EA%B4%91%EA%B6%90%EC%98%A4%ED%94%BC%20%E2%9E%BA%EA%B6%B0%ED%8F%AC%EA%B1%B4%EB%A7%88?" target="_blank" >충주풀싸롱</a>

<a title="성북건마" href="https://www.uptodate.com/contents/search?source=backtosearch&searchType=PLAIN_TEXT&search=%EC%9C%A0%ED%9D%A6%ED%8F%AC%ED%84%B8%EC%82%AC%EC%9D%B4%ED%8A%B8%E4%80%90%EB%8B%AC%ED%8F%AC%EC%B0%A8%E4%80%91%E4%80%90DALPOCHA4.NET%E4%80%91%EC%84%B1%EB%B6%81%EA%B1%B4%EB%A7%88%E2%86%92%EC%97%AC%EC%9D%98%EB%8F%84%ED%92%80%EC%8B%B8%EB%A1%B1%E2%8E%9E%EC%84%B1%EB%B6%81%ED%9C%B4%EA%B2%8C%ED%86%94%20%E2%9E%AB%EB%8F%84%EB%B4%89%EA%B1%B4%EB%A7%88?" target="_blank" >영등포건마</a>

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